On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

Honey, fuck me, because you only have Atomic Heart

I make sure he doesn't come inside - when you finish fucking him, put his sperm on his tits

I didn't know how to wake her up — I stuck my fingers in her pussy and it went

Big ass bouncing on parent's bed with dick in her pussy

I thought he was my friend, but it turns out he likes to fuck chubby girls

How do you thank a guy? What a question — sit on your dick, of course